HOMOPHONIC 🌺 KYOKO KUREMI

[piteous]

THIS IS DIGIMON?

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WEEKEND 0 : SATURDAY

[piteous]

[ It just looks like a giant blanket monster is strolling around IKEA. ]

[factoring]

A whole walking pile of blankets.

[ A little bit surprising. ]

[piteous]

[ This pile do be moving and when he gets to her, he sees her feet under the blankets, then backs up. ]

Sorry about that! It's kind of hard to see with all of this.

[factoring]

Why are you carrying a whole pile of that at a time?

[piteous]

The cart's too small for the amount of things I need.

... But this is getting pretty heavy.

[factoring]

And where are you planning on putting all of this? Have you found a place to stay?

[piteous]

A place to stay? Not really. [ He is fine with sleeping on the streets. ] I am in the middle of scouting for a spot to build my fort... But... Having a little trouble here.

[ Without having eyes. ]

[factoring]

It would be harder if you couldn't see. Are you planning on building it in this shop?

[piteous]

Yeah! I don't have enough money to buy all of this, so... I'll just have to make a "display" here in the store.

[ clever ]

[factoring]

If you go into the couch section, you should be able to adjust the displays there to accommodate a fort.

[Not offering to help tho]

[piteous]

That sounds like a good idea!

[ Turns around all directions. ]

Which way is that?

[factoring]

[wild if he thinks she knows where anything is.]

No idea. I'm sure if you keep walking you'll run into it eventually.

[This place is designed like a maze for some godforsaken reason.]

[piteous]

This place is kind of like a prison...

[ Despite how he enjoys it here. ]

[factoring]

I've never been in one.

[piteous]

... N-neither have I!

[ STOP NOT OUR TFLN COMING BACK ]

[factoring]

[it came back so fast.]

Is that so? And yet you know the layout.

[piteous]

In theory.

[ Says this blanket monster. ]

[factoring]

Sure.

I'm not an officer.

[piteous]

... This sounds like a trap. I don't know.

[factoring]

Heehee. Does it?

[piteous]

A little, but fortunately I have nothing to confess!

[factoring]

I'm a private detective anyway.

[piteous]

So you snoop for money, right?

[factoring]

We recover hacked accounts and lost items for money.

[piteous]

More digital! Maybe that'd be helpful here. Things seem a little tech forward, at least more than my home.

[ Shuffle shuffle. ]

... Is this the couch section?