HOMOPHONIC 🌺 SHU LYN O'KEEFE

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WEEKEND 0 : SATURDAY

[piteous]

[ Shu can see in IKEA there's a giant blanket monster just wandering around, swallowing up duvets and pillows. ]

[roseoftexas]

………




[ he picks up a blahaj


and throws it lightly to land on top of the blanket monster. ]

[piteous]

[ Gets bonked, then shuffles to where the Blahaj landed and takes it underneath. ]

Oh, hey! We can make a small area just for you guys.

[ He is talking to the blahaj. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ i just spotted your name field. tummy ache survivor.




shu tilts his head.

and then he throws another blahaj. a BIGGER one.

bonk. ]

[piteous]

[ Bonk. And the monster swallows that, too. ]

Another one? Where are you guys coming from...

[ Oh to be a blanket monster with no eyes. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ oh to be in a blanket, living in bliss and ignorance.

this time, shu just bops the blanket monster™ with another blahaj, but keeps hold of the tail. ]

[piteous]

[ He has the blahaj! And he tries to take it in, but then... ]

Are you stuck?

[ Pulls. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ shu does not let go. ]

1/3

[piteous]

Don't worry. I'm going to help you out.

[ and the blanket consumes the shark more ]

[piteous]

[ SEES SHU'S HAND ]

[piteous]

[ YELLS as the blanket monster that he is barely shuffles away. ]

[roseoftexas]

...








Boo.

[piteous]

[ Silence, then a belated scream?

He's playing along. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ somehow that's insulting.




he whaps the top of the blanket monster, probably around where vash's head is. ]

What's the goal here, Blahaj-eater?

[piteous]

[ He peeks out from all the blankets. ]

Oh, hey! It's Shu. [ He has learned the names on the app. ] I'm going to make a pillow fort.

[roseoftexas]

[ ah, there’s his face. ]

… Huh. That’s not a bad idea actually, for a sleeping situation.

[piteous]

Right?

[ IT'S A GOOD IDEA. ]

And it's fun.

[roseoftexas]

What are you doing with all the sharks anyway? Decoration?

w0, monday

[roseoftexas]

[ (hei voice) selfies.

anyway, sure. time to go do cute selfies i guess? shu is peering in like he's trying to figure out what any of this is. he's not a teenaged girl so he's never been to a selfie studio in his life. ]

[piteous]

They're honorary guests.

[ He's going to head toward the couch section now. ]

[roseoftexas]

They're plushies.

[ but ok. he is just following this man and his whims. ]

[piteous]

[ SELFIES but me late

Vash is one of my teenage girls, the opposite spectrum of Yoo Joonghyuk. He seems to be figuring out something at the studio? When he senses someone— ]

Hey, Shu!

[ A wave. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ SELFIES but the heat making me sleepy.

vash may have one (1) wave. ]

You exploring?

[piteous]

Honorary friends.

[ Since Shu is following him. ]

Mind helping me build the fort? Since it's not like we have a lot to do while we're all trying to forge teams and stuff.

[roseoftexas]

I don't have much else of anything to do. Sure.

[ might as well. ]

Ah. The number one pressing issue right now.