HOMOPHONIC 🌺 SHU LYN O'KEEFE

[piteous]

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WEEKEND 0 : SATURDAY

[piteous]

[ Shu can see in IKEA there's a giant blanket monster just wandering around, swallowing up duvets and pillows. ]

[roseoftexas]

………




[ he picks up a blahaj


and throws it lightly to land on top of the blanket monster. ]

[piteous]

[ Gets bonked, then shuffles to where the Blahaj landed and takes it underneath. ]

Oh, hey! We can make a small area just for you guys.

[ He is talking to the blahaj. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ i just spotted your name field. tummy ache survivor.




shu tilts his head.

and then he throws another blahaj. a BIGGER one.

bonk. ]

[piteous]

[ Bonk. And the monster swallows that, too. ]

Another one? Where are you guys coming from...

[ Oh to be a blanket monster with no eyes. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ oh to be in a blanket, living in bliss and ignorance.

this time, shu just bops the blanket monster™ with another blahaj, but keeps hold of the tail. ]

[piteous]

[ He has the blahaj! And he tries to take it in, but then... ]

Are you stuck?

[ Pulls. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ shu does not let go. ]

1/3

[piteous]

Don't worry. I'm going to help you out.

[ and the blanket consumes the shark more ]

[piteous]

[ SEES SHU'S HAND ]

[piteous]

[ YELLS as the blanket monster that he is barely shuffles away. ]

[roseoftexas]

...








Boo.

[piteous]

[ Silence, then a belated scream?

He's playing along. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ somehow that's insulting.




he whaps the top of the blanket monster, probably around where vash's head is. ]

What's the goal here, Blahaj-eater?

[piteous]

[ He peeks out from all the blankets. ]

Oh, hey! It's Shu. [ He has learned the names on the app. ] I'm going to make a pillow fort.

[roseoftexas]

[ ah, there’s his face. ]

… Huh. That’s not a bad idea actually, for a sleeping situation.

[piteous]

Right?

[ IT'S A GOOD IDEA. ]

And it's fun.

[roseoftexas]

What are you doing with all the sharks anyway? Decoration?

[piteous]

They're honorary guests.

[ He's going to head toward the couch section now. ]

[roseoftexas]

They're plushies.

[ but ok. he is just following this man and his whims. ]

[piteous]

Honorary friends.

[ Since Shu is following him. ]

Mind helping me build the fort? Since it's not like we have a lot to do while we're all trying to forge teams and stuff.

[roseoftexas]

I don't have much else of anything to do. Sure.

[ might as well. ]

Ah. The number one pressing issue right now.

[piteous]

Homelessness.

[ THE PRESSING ISSUE ]

[roseoftexas]

… I wouldn’t go that far. We all have Ikea.

[piteous]

While I'd agree with you, I keep getting the creeping feeling that we're unwelcome.

[ He tosses a duvet and pillow to Shu to help assemble. ]