HOMOPHONIC 🌺 MIZUKI OKIURA

[piteous]

it's a baby

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[adorabrawler]

Don't be so weak and you won't have to!

[piteous]

[ Sighs... ]

I guess I should check out the gym more.

[adorabrawler]

Good idea. I could even show you how to work out those noodle arms.

[piteous]

[ Rolls his wrist like he's checking... ]

I don't think my arms are that noodle-y, at least?

[adorabrawler]

They could probably use a little work.

[piteous]

How big are the guys where you're from?!

[ THEY MUST BE BUFF me looking at date and pointing at him laughing twink ]

[adorabrawler]

[ lmao yea ]

Massive. They're like seven feet tall and can crush metal with their bare hands.

[piteous]

Are you also going to grow that big?

[adorabrawler]

One day... once I it my growth spurt.

[piteous]

... What if you stay this short forever?

[adorabrawler]

—Oh, don't try to scare me. I'm not gonna.

[piteous]

There's not a lot of dairy around for your growing bones...

[adorabrawler]

I can get the vitamins I need from other sources.

[piteous]

... Like?

[ tell him your mcdonalds order ]

[adorabrawler]

Am I supposed to know off the top of my head? I just eat whatever.

[piteous]

You were making a point that you get vitamins from other sources! So I am asking about your sources.