![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
HOMOPHONIC 🌺 FEI DU
memES laTER
[ why is this so ominous
anyway he's in the ikea. he's standing in front of a giant box of blahaj sharks, hands on his hips, and vash might just hear him mutter: ]
...Really?
anyway he's in the ikea. he's standing in front of a giant box of blahaj sharks, hands on his hips, and vash might just hear him mutter: ]
...Really?
[ HELLO
he makes a surprised noise at this, his eyebrows jumping up, and he takes a step back, looking affronted. like a cat who you suddenly boop.
...but more importantly, there is a very unhappy, actual yowl that comes from near wherever invisivash might be in the sea of blahaj. ]
I know you don't have a psych no matter how imperious you are.
he makes a surprised noise at this, his eyebrows jumping up, and he takes a step back, looking affronted. like a cat who you suddenly boop.
...but more importantly, there is a very unhappy, actual yowl that comes from near wherever invisivash might be in the sea of blahaj. ]
I know you don't have a psych no matter how imperious you are.
[ there is
A Creature staring up at the floating demonic blahaj. the young master is sufficiently interested in its new prey and completely ignores its secondary litter box attendant, who watches this with a sort of vague, detached curiosity.
the cat yowls and immediately tries to bat at the invisible shark with one of his paws. ]
A Creature staring up at the floating demonic blahaj. the young master is sufficiently interested in its new prey and completely ignores its secondary litter box attendant, who watches this with a sort of vague, detached curiosity.
the cat yowls and immediately tries to bat at the invisible shark with one of his paws. ]
[ yiguo is ready to FIGHT THIS BLAHAJ, he continues slapping at it with all the ferocity of a fearsome warrior.
fei du himself leaaans on the edge of the blahaj container, up towards the direction of the voice, moving as quietly as he can, and then whispers: ]
So it is.
[ boo. ♥ ]
fei du himself leaaans on the edge of the blahaj container, up towards the direction of the voice, moving as quietly as he can, and then whispers: ]
So it is.
[ boo. ♥ ]
Are you the ghost haunting this Ikea?
[ there he is, very amused! he doesn't seem bothered. luo yiguo flops over on his back and starts kicking the blahaj with his back feet. kick kick kick ] You could've lost your hand to that one.
[ there he is, very amused! he doesn't seem bothered. luo yiguo flops over on his back and starts kicking the blahaj with his back feet. kick kick kick ] You could've lost your hand to that one.
Maybe there'll be a ghost story written about this place; the mysterious floating shark.
[ yiguo continues cat kicking at this blahaj with no mercy. ]
The lord young master doesn't take kindly to intruders in this place he's claimed, I don't think. Then again, it's not his place in the first place, so, you can pick him up or bully him if you'd like.
[ yiguo continues cat kicking at this blahaj with no mercy. ]
The lord young master doesn't take kindly to intruders in this place he's claimed, I don't think. Then again, it's not his place in the first place, so, you can pick him up or bully him if you'd like.
No, me.
[ . . . ]
Kidding. Yes, the lord and master, the most venerable ancestor, Luo Yiguo. Or, at least, that's what Wenzhou yells at him every now and then. The most spoiled cat you've ever met.
[ . . . ]
Kidding. Yes, the lord and master, the most venerable ancestor, Luo Yiguo. Or, at least, that's what Wenzhou yells at him every now and then. The most spoiled cat you've ever met.
[ yiguo's eyes do the cat dilating thing where his pupils get all big, and he attempts to attack vash's blahaj but misses and then retreats backwards. you can see his cat butt wiggling.
fei du snorts. ]
No. I was trying to retrieve him from the sharks, because he's been diving in here all day. He's very disobedient.
fei du snorts. ]
No. I was trying to retrieve him from the sharks, because he's been diving in here all day. He's very disobedient.
[ luo yiguo in true cat fashion, goes bottlebrush and attacks vash's hand. fei du does nothing to stop this. ]
That is true. He's wily, though. And awfully heavy - ah. There he goes.
That is true. He's wily, though. And awfully heavy - ah. There he goes.
[ this SHOCKS yiguo - he jolts up out of the blahaj and regards vash with gigantic, round eyes. betrayed! betrayal! betrayal by the litter box attendant!!
fei du, once again, is just watching this. ] Oh, I agree. He's spoiled. He ought to cut back on his drinking habit, too. [ what ] But, you'd have to take that up with his father.
fei du, once again, is just watching this. ] Oh, I agree. He's spoiled. He ought to cut back on his drinking habit, too. [ what ] But, you'd have to take that up with his father.
[ i missed our last pc i'm gomen moving is hell
HOWEVER today fei du is here, in ... the skatepark...vibing. he's got a coffee in his hands, and the subdued curiosity followed by compensation does catch his interest - when vash skates around him, he'll feel fei du's emotions flicker slightly with curiosity, before they settle into something relaxed and amused. vash may note if he's observant that his emotions are very subdued. ]
You, at the moment. [ as he lifts up his phone. ] Say cheese.
HOWEVER today fei du is here, in ... the skatepark...vibing. he's got a coffee in his hands, and the subdued curiosity followed by compensation does catch his interest - when vash skates around him, he'll feel fei du's emotions flicker slightly with curiosity, before they settle into something relaxed and amused. vash may note if he's observant that his emotions are very subdued. ]
You, at the moment. [ as he lifts up his phone. ] Say cheese.
[ LKGSKL IT IS OKAY
Vash is generally keen on things, but what response he gives is... Confusion? What is this feedback he's getting? These are definitely not his emotions, but there's a growing anxiety as the conclusion slowly dawns on him.
However, emotions are LOUDLY CHEERFUL for this one moment. ]
Cheese!
[ Peace sign as he zooms around. ]
Vash is generally keen on things, but what response he gives is... Confusion? What is this feedback he's getting? These are definitely not his emotions, but there's a growing anxiety as the conclusion slowly dawns on him.
However, emotions are LOUDLY CHEERFUL for this one moment. ]
Cheese!
[ Peace sign as he zooms around. ]
[ click!!! he snaps a very cute picture. ]
First experience with our fun little effect this week, Vash...?
First experience with our fun little effect this week, Vash...?
Page 1 of 3