HOMOPHONIC 🌺 FEI DU

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[piteous]

Be careful with that. Some people are easily scared.

[ Scaredy-cats and their ghosts. Vash does blink over the next part, though. LORD YOUNG MASTER? ]

... We're talking about the cat, right?

[metacognition]

No, me.

[ . . . ]

Kidding. Yes, the lord and master, the most venerable ancestor, Luo Yiguo. Or, at least, that's what Wenzhou yells at him every now and then. The most spoiled cat you've ever met.

[piteous]

Most cats I've met are.

[ He dares pats the balahaj on the kitty before quickly retracting. Hehe. ]

Were you fussing over the sharks for the young master?

[metacognition]

[ yiguo's eyes do the cat dilating thing where his pupils get all big, and he attempts to attack vash's blahaj but misses and then retreats backwards. you can see his cat butt wiggling.

fei du snorts. ]

No. I was trying to retrieve him from the sharks, because he's been diving in here all day. He's very disobedient.

[piteous]

At least you know where he is. That should make it easier!

[ But then the cat is just... Wiggling. Vash will instantly pspspsppss. ]

[metacognition]

[ luo yiguo in true cat fashion, goes bottlebrush and attacks vash's hand. fei du does nothing to stop this. ]

That is true. He's wily, though. And awfully heavy - ah. There he goes.

[piteous]

[ This is his metal hand. Have fun with that, kitty, but Vash makes sure to pull away and move his hand if he thinks the fat cat is going to hurt himself. ]

Well loved! Though I thiiink he may need to eat a little less.

[metacognition]

[ this SHOCKS yiguo - he jolts up out of the blahaj and regards vash with gigantic, round eyes. betrayed! betrayal! betrayal by the litter box attendant!!

fei du, once again, is just watching this. ] Oh, I agree. He's spoiled. He ought to cut back on his drinking habit, too. [ what ] But, you'd have to take that up with his father.