piteous | HOMOPHONIC 🌺 YUKICHI FUKUZAWA

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Yeah!

[ ... ]

Actually, do you guys want it?

No, he got it for you. It's best that you use it, I'm sure he'll ask to make sure.

You sure? We took a lot of blankets and pillows from IKEA, so we're good until we decide to buy a bed.

[ "decide" ]

It's fine. We stole blankets and pillows as well.

... You think there's some kind of magic that stops us from stealing beds from IKEA?

[ Just a musing because he does think it's weird. ]

...I haven't thought to try that.

I don't recommend it... The feeling when you return to IKEA is suffocating.

Is that so? I hadn't heard of it before.

... Maybe I've committed too many IKEA crimes? Even though I'm a good customer at their cafe.

Maybe if you go work a shift there then all will be forgiven,'Val'.

They're not hiring.

[ ............ ]

That was also my McDonald's name—I've quit, by the way.

Oh? Different name at each job?

I'm a man with many names!

[ Winks. More like he uses a lot of them. ]

I see.

[Vash plz]

...why?

Don't you sometimes feel like a new identity?

[ most people don't sir ]

Not particularly. My past makes me who I am today.

I had meant it more like a little roleplaying fun, but...

[ TRUE. ]

[The fuck is roleplaying.]

...

If that's what you enjoy, I suppose.