I suppose that ghosts might get bored and need a little entertainment, too...
[ this is why she gets possessed the very next day. ]
[ oh, patrol guards... i would never force vash to be an actual heterosexual hei, but yuzuriha does latch onto his arm and gives him a lil' wink. please play along for a bit, she promises it's not real. it can't hurt him.
to the guards, ] Sorry! My boyfriend and I got lost! We were trying to find his mother's grave...
[ he just accepts he's the boyfriend, but then the guards don't care what they say. it's like they can't hear them? GET OUT, because we're heterophobes.
[ she gives his arm a playful squeeze, absolutely griefing him. ]
Ah, what a terrible date... How about you take us somewhere nicer?
[ within approximately 50ft hint hint wink wink
(that's not very far at all, around the span of x3 suburban mom SUVs in a parallel parking accident, but it'll hypothetically put them closer to the entrance...? imagine if they just got lost further in the fog) ]
[ HELP!!! at least that puts them out of sight of the guards. she would be more startled were she not used to teleportation herself, but she immediately clamps a hand over his mouth while the sentry walks right past overhead. (though she probably doesn't need to.)
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[ Which he seemed? Overall okay with? ]
Until I feel like it, I guess...
[ But then there seems to be shadow patrol guards from the prison being like :um: WHAT YOU FOLKS DOING OUT THERE ]
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[ this is why she gets possessed the very next day. ]
[ oh, patrol guards... i would never force vash to be an actual heterosexual hei, but yuzuriha does latch onto his arm and gives him a lil' wink. please play along for a bit, she promises it's not real. it can't hurt him.
to the guards, ] Sorry! My boyfriend and I got lost! We were trying to find his mother's grave...
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It's a nice day, isn't it!
[ he just accepts he's the boyfriend, but then the guards don't care what they say. it's like they can't hear them? GET OUT, because we're heterophobes.
in
security. ]
Am I doing awful at being a fake boyfriend?!
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...I think you could try a little harder.
[ she gives his arm a playful squeeze, absolutely griefing him. ]
Ah, what a terrible date... How about you take us somewhere nicer?
[ within approximately 50ft hint hint wink wink
(that's not very far at all, around the span of x3 suburban mom SUVs in a parallel parking accident, but it'll hypothetically put them closer to the entrance...? imagine if they just got lost further in the fog) ]
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but they teleport into an open grave. ]
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...after a while, she unhands him to whisper, ]
That doesn't count!
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[ He whispers back because he has forgotten about the promise like an idiot. He would teleport them out anywhere to save their skins.
But when he hears footsteps again, he shuts up. ]
Yeah! The date doesn't count because it's a cover, I get it!
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[ heeeeelp ]
Whatever, we can outrun them anyway. Let's just go on foot.
[ TIREd OF BEING IN THIS GRAVE! she just uses geo to elevator them both up to ground level. ]
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These shadow people are really into their jobs.
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[ okay see u in memshare ]