W1 THURS 💞 THE "PERFECT" DATE

[piteous]

[ You two were brought here for a reason, with a guide, and there upon the spot of encounter is a blanket splayed near one of the park's pond. Upon the sheet is an array of food they may recognize from the food trucks! But half of it is sprinkled with carefully caught spiders—they're still alive, it seems... Having trouble crawling along pad Thai, soup, this sandwich (yes, between the layers) and some number of appetizers. It's fine, the other dishes untouched by insects at least. They are a choice of noodles, Asian fusion, bread... foods, sometimes just a sandwich; point is, there is food.

At the center is a fries paper container full of freshly picked flowers from the park itself. Drinks provided are water, pop, and boba tea. Based on the tea, the person who set this up likes sweets.

Well, it's a date. Let's start the romantic scene! ]

Comments

[frogzoned]

[ gerard just like, don't worry, I can explain jokes to her as if that is the question she is asking. ]

It comes from the absurdity of seeing a frog as a potential romantic match for anyone. Which is true. It is inherently ridiculous, hence, why it is my Story. Stories don't get written about if things are boring and normal.

[bindings]

... No. Vash genuinely thinks you would be a good match for Wolfwood. [she is SO BAFFLED BY ALL OF THIS] The fact that you are a frog doesn't matter.

[frogzoned]

[ looking at


wolfwood having a meltdown ]

I don't think he agrees? But it doesn't matter.

[crucifer]

It's not because you're a frog, it's because you're married!

[ He is indeed beating up Vash in the background I guess. ]

[frogzoned]

[ now he's also thinking about his failing marriage ]

I think you're winning.

[piteous]

[ RAMS WOLFWOOD WITH DRIFT GET THE FUCK OUT ITS TIME FOR HIM TO SPEAK ]

You would be a good match for Wolfwood! He needs a good, sensible person to put him on the right track.

[ where did vash revive from ]

You seem very sweet!!!

[crucifer]

[ He is sure turning into a ball of fire. It's not catching on anything but it does look bad. ]

I'll go on dates when YOU'RE NOT THE ONE SETTING THEM UP!

[bindings]

[calling out to them:] Do not kill each other.

[frogzoned]

[ he's eating one of the spider sandwiches ]

Don't stop them yet, I'm enjoying this.

[piteous]

[ And Vash is getting frosty, I guess... In name of our grimace shake. The air is getting cold. ]

So you are IN LOVE WITH GERARD! Why else are you being so difficult and lashing out at me?!