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VASH THE STAMPEDE, tummy ache survivor ([personal profile] piteous) wrote2023-07-24 08:41 pm

W6 MONDAY DOUBLE DATE

COOKIES AND MILK

COOKIES
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-25 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
I've never pulled a pigtail in my life. I wouldn't do that to girls.

[ He was a good big brother. ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-25 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ The hell does that mean? ]

If you quit doing stupid shit all the time...
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-25 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should look less like you've been to a million funerals in three hours.
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-25 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
'Cause it's gloomy as shit! It makes me gloomy too, idiot!
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-25 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
How am I supposed to do that in the middle of the desert? I needed you to focus so we could actually make it someplace good. Then maybe I'd cheer you up.
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-26 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I just told you why I wasn't gonna try it out in the desert!
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-26 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
We were real busy, in case you hadn't noticed!
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-25 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm literally sitting right here.
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-25 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm revoking your right to one on this matter.

[He can't do anything about this]
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-25 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Thesis: We hate each other.

Supporting evidence, section 1: I know what happened in my own life. Section 2: Alhaitham has said so multiple times. Counterargument: Alhaitham has no tact and consistently fails to express himself clearly. Rebuttal: You're wrong, because Alhaitham does nothing but express himself with such a degree of clarity and objectivity that it is actively detrimental to the social development, which is his intention in the first place.

[...]

Section 3: I hate him as much as he hates me. [Don't add that]

Conclusion: I'm correct.
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[personal profile] abstractart 2023-07-25 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[just happily eating a cookie as he listens to this and thinks he's cute when he's like this, too.]
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-25 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[This conversation would potentially be so much more effective if he wasn't cursed but instead there's just a little heart-shaped shield in his brain that's going Actually yes I can explain it, it's what's happening at this table right now, obviously, and why are we talking about Alhaitham when Netzach is right here]

Why exactly are you so intent on this?
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-26 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[This is not at all the response he expected so he just sputters incoherently]