piteous | HOMOPHONIC 🌺 YLFA SNORGELSSON

HOMOPHONIC 🌺 YLFA SNORGELSSON

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[she does the dog thing where she tilts her head when he yells still holding the squirrel in her mouth like she's deciding whether to drop it, and then she just starts shaking it.]

[ And Vash will do what every poor dog owner does... Approach and try to take it back, hands out like this is jurassic park. ]

Put down the squirrel, Red. It's all right.

[ At least the other squirrels are like damn we aren't fucking with that and absconded. ]

[she...will drop it. the poor injured squirrel will just make a break for it from vash's hands. she's sustained some minor nibbles. feel free to also get rabies.]

[ He sighs... And checks the little nibbles. No bleeding? ]

Thanks for saving me.

[probably a little here and there. but she's fine.]

Are you okay? Those squirrels were dangerous.

Yeah, I'm fine... I don't know what got into them since I thought we were friends, but I just have a scratch here and there.

[ He circus clowned around enough. Taking out some napkins, he dabs any small wound that's bleeding a little. ]

Those bites don't hurt too bad, right?

Barely feel 'em!

[she will just get rabies later.]

They were your friends and they turned on you?

[ only ylva would be able to contract very rare squirrel rabies ]

Yeah, but I'm kinda used to that. [ DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ] I fed them a bit and they were very nice to me for some time... But then they started chasing me.