HOMOPHONIC 🌺 YLFA SNORGELSSON

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WEEKEND 0 : SATURDAY

[piteous]

[ Wherever she is, he's here with a McD's apple pie. ]

Hey! Ever figured out how to use the bank app?

[honkinbigteeth]

[oh...apple pie...]

I'm getting better at it. You'd better watch out.

[piteous]

[ Is she staring at the apple pie... He raises his eyebrows, mouthing an "oh" like he's feeling threatened. ]

Have you? Let's hear it!

[honkinbigteeth]

[a little. a little...

she gets out her phone and sends him $1 with the emoji 🍟🐺💰😎🪓

i'm not putting this in reports until the thread is over.....]

W1 : MONDAY

[piteous]

[ He's getting chased by a swarm of big squirrels...

In tears. ]

[honkinbigteeth]

[oh no! she'll run and start growling at them! bork bork bork bork bork!]

[piteous]

Ylva?!

[ HIS SAVIOR... But then some of the squirrels stop to bark right at her in chorus. ]

Oh, no.

W1 : THURSDAY, PRE-CURFEW 1/2

[piteous]

so you know that Wolfwood and I go back, right? he's been very coy lately, but i know he is in love with Gerard. the signs are so obvious.

it's kinda embarrassing to admit it and if you tell anyone i'd just erase myself personally, but i do want Wolfwood to be happy. And, i guess, i want to be there to see it. maybe i was too impatient and selfish because it could be either of us tonight.

i know that good intentions are not enough, so i'll apologize to Gerard personally, unless he doesn't want to see me.

[piteous]

no, seriously, if you tell anyone i will die.

[honkinbigteeth]

wait...he really is?

week 2; monday

[honkinbigteeth]

[ylfa is standing outside smexy salon and puppy play, looking at both. i assume smexy salon has some of those like old photos of various beautiful women in fancy hairdos and full 50s makeups. and then puppy play has puppies.

she's just looking back and forth, giving off the feeling of indecision...

she's wearing her red cloak but it's been washed and the dress she is wearing underneath looks a little pink. she's a big cleaner than she's been for the past couple weeks, but her braids are still matted tangles; she hasn't taken them out or brushed them since she's arrived.]

[piteous]

[ this is so fucking chaotic

Vash strolls along and looks at this scene, emotionshare delivering some confusion, amusement, and something darker in the backdrop but it is subdued and overshadowed by the more positive feelings. ]

Looks like you're in a rough spot, Red.

[honkinbigteeth]

[oh. she nods. she's a little self-conscious, but she nods. her feelings are...not dissimilar, but different, too. there's a lot of grief, and fear, and sorrow in the background of her more childish everyday interactions, but it doesn't feel like she's trying to repress it or hide it. it's just there.]

Yes. I was trying to think whether a dog bath might be better...the shampoos might be better for my fur?

W3 : TUESDAY

[piteous]

[ Damn... Have people recovered from Sunday... Vash in general is a slug of a person, but perks up when he sees a good little bean. Wherever she is, he comes up and gently pokes the top of her head. ]

What's on the agenda today, Red?

[honkinbigteeth]

[none of us are ok after sunday but we have to keep rolling. she isn't visibly distressed or anything.]

Hello, Vash.

[she has her hood pulled up today over her head and is hiding a bit under her cloak.]

Exploring. It's all pretty crazy around here.

[piteous]

[ me in the boba shop in shock

Vash doesn't comment on the hood, though he makes note of it. ]

You mean Touch Grass and the Vroom Room?

[ like mime cafe and prisons are normal to him. ]

W4 : MONDAY

[piteous]

[ pigs are everywhere, therefore pigs make this memory crop up.

Wipes brow. ]

[honkinbigteeth]

[wipes brow!

that's some body horror you got there, vash. no wonder you have body image issues.]

...Whoa.

[piteous]

[ Sometimes you have many scars, stitches, metal augments, and you can become a world-destroying weapon.

Hands up, trying to figure out what to say, mouth open and everything. ]

I can't do that here, fortunately!

week 4; satuday

[honkinbigteeth]

[she's sitting outside the door to her warehouse, holding her ax across her lap. hello.]

[piteous]

[ He appears! And gives her a wave. ]

Guard duty?

[honkinbigteeth]

[she nods. not really wary of him.]

I know it's stupid because no one can go in...

week 6; tuesday

[honkinbigteeth]

hey so im not a tattletale or anything!
but i just think this is maybe a situation that an adult should be aware of and involved in
do you promise not to get mad?

[piteous]

you're scaring me and i don't know if i'm prepared, but i will listen. read? listen and read.

[honkinbigteeth]

well
you didnt say promise but
thats ok its an insane promise to make
whatever you can be mad i guess

ok so like
livio
you know how he has like another guy that does stuff for him sometimes
but hes supposed to be not here anymore?
i was just talking to that guy...
and i didnt know if you knew about it