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[piteous]

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week 6; tuesday

[honkinbigteeth]

hey so im not a tattletale or anything!
but i just think this is maybe a situation that an adult should be aware of and involved in
do you promise not to get mad?

[piteous]

you're scaring me and i don't know if i'm prepared, but i will listen. read? listen and read.

[honkinbigteeth]

well
you didnt say promise but
thats ok its an insane promise to make
whatever you can be mad i guess

ok so like
livio
you know how he has like another guy that does stuff for him sometimes
but hes supposed to be not here anymore?
i was just talking to that guy...
and i didnt know if you knew about it

[piteous]

oh, yeah. i talked to him yesterday and we got into a fistfight.

he didn't say anything mean to you, right? he has a potty-mouth, but he's also a big baby.

[honkinbigteeth]

no
i mean he said FUCK a lot once he figured out how to type it but
i dont care about that
saying FUCK is not even a big deal

but no he wasnt mean we're friends
but also it seems like a situation that's like
it would be a little crazy to just keep it to myself
but also i dont want anything bad to happen to him or livio
so i thought id just tell you
but i guess you already knew so thats a relief
otherwise im not going to say anything to anyone

are you ok?

[piteous]

good. don't be intimidated by him.

[ Vash very much thinks that dude is just a giant infant. ]

i kinda only learned he existed after Livio returned from that mission a couple of weeks back, but i wasn't entirely sure until recently. didn't get to talk to him until yesterday, too.

we're okay. there are some things i wish we knew sooner, or that we talked to each other about earlier, but we have now and sometimes things resolve better with a couple of punches added in.

you won't tell anyone else, right? i want Livio to be able to decide who he tells.

[honkinbigteeth]

yeah it’s ok we are a lot alike really
not 100% but
there is a side of me too that is pretty scary sometimes
and we knew we had that in common
i am not scared of him

i have to tell haru
it’s important there’s so much stuff going on and i can’t keep things from him
but i wouldn’t tell anybody else

[piteous]

cool.

i think that's fine. i just don't want Livio to come under attack. he can take it, but the big guy gets sad, too.

are you two doing okay?

[honkinbigteeth]

i wouldnt do anything to put him under attack

yeah we're ok
obviously its a weird situation

[piteous]

thanks. i'm relieved to know he has a friend like you. 8+1.

it is and it kind of feels like there's a lot of pressure on you two. i wish it wasn't the case.

[honkinbigteeth]

thats ok too
this is a situation we decided to be in.
nobody needs to feel bad about it...
we had a hard time when gerard died because he usually made the decisions about things and i think people saw that
but really its ok now

[piteous]

if you say so, Red. just know if you need help with anything, you can ask, okay?

also, would you be interested in a snowball fight? i was thinking of bringing some people together since Livio, Wolfwood, and I have never seen so much snow before.

[honkinbigteeth]

thanks
i do very much appreciate that, vash

also really???
that sounds really fun
just be warned that i am very good at snowball fights

[piteous]

No Man's Land is mostly dessert! like 99%. always summer weather, they'd call it.

i'm going to invite Haruka, too, but if you're very good at snowballs you need a handicap to give everyone a fair chance.

[honkinbigteeth]

like i need to be blindfolded?

[piteous]

you have your ears and nose, right? i think you might be able to handle most of us blind.

[honkinbigteeth]

you said handicap but you're making it sound like i cant play at all!

[piteous]

weren't you recommending the blindfold?!

i was actually more thinking like... you can be a big boss, but you're allowed to use your psych, while the rest of us try to defeat you, but we're not allowed to use ours.