HOMOPHONIC 🌺 SHU LYN O'KEEFE

[piteous]

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[piteous]

... Don't think it could just be staring at you? You're a tall guy.

[ tall... man... ]

[roseoftexas]

[ shu moves the hand with the hashbrown.

the squirrel, GORGING ON THE OKAYEST OF MUFFINS, follows it with its beady little eyes. ]

[piteous]

... Big boy's gotta eat?

[ hehe? ]

[roseoftexas]

[ a flat look. ]

He has a whole muffin to himself. You keep feeding him most of it.

[piteous]

Well... It's not like I can't get another. I don't see the problem!

[ Vash is a critter ally. ]

[roseoftexas]

You’re never getting rid of that guy.

[piteous]

[ PAUSE ON YOUR THREAT ]

Are these squirrels also dead?

[roseoftexas]

[ immediately gets whiplash ]

… I hadn’t thought about it.

[piteous]

[ HE LOOKS AT SHU, SHOOK AS CAN BE ]

[roseoftexas]

[ hmm. ]

...

Looks like they're living their best afterlife.

[piteous]

I get a feeling that's not enough for you to consider them no threat.

[ The squirrels do be watching Shu and his food. :um: ]

[roseoftexas]

[ get fucked squirrels. ]

Feed them more muffin then, you're the one who bought them actual food.

[piteous]

I don't mind sharing.

[ edits it anyway ]

Speaking of food, you checked out all the food trucks?

[roseoftexas]

Couple of times. D was looking for something he could actually eat, and I bumped into Simon grabbing something with a lot of veggies in at one of them.

Pretty good places to actually eat something green for a change. You?

[piteous]

D seems like the kind of guy who would be picky.

[ Vash doesn't mean it in a bad way, especially if there are some dietary restrictions. ]

I didn't get to check it all out yet. Wanna come with? Maybe we can share some stuff.

[roseoftexas]

Apparently he's just been eating sweets? The vegetarian options didn't appeal to him at IKEA or McDonalds or he was concerned about cross contamination?

[ HE IS UNSURE, BUT THE MAN WAS SERIOUS.

after a moment, he will nod. ]

Sure. I've only really looked at the vegetarian ones anyway.

[piteous]

Thaaaat does not sound good. I like sweets, too, but that ruined me last Sunday.

[ TUMMMY ACHE, but he will lead Shu over to the food trucks! ]

What do you like? I'm not picky, as long as it's edible and not... Bad.

[roseoftexas]

Didya eat too many of them?

[ fool. ]

I'm not fussed either. As long as it's decent and fills me up it's fine.

[piteous]

Maaaybe.

[ Yeah. Vash points to a truck. ]

What about nachos? They look huge.

[roseoftexas]

[ oh damn. ]

I'm down for that. What cheese do them come with? [ HE IS LOOKING. IS IT BEER CHESE? 1 SAYS YES, 2 SAYS NO.

fuck yeah it's beer cheese. ]

[piteous]

Beer cheese?

[ No Man's Land is not so innovative yet, so Vash is like ???? cheese? made from beer? ]

[roseoftexas]

Yeah. They mix in beer to enhance the flavour, I think? It tastes pretty good.

[ i had some on wednesday and it was delish. ]

[piteous]

... I do like beer and I do like cheese.

[ LET'S DO IT also i want to try it i don't think i've had ]

[roseoftexas]

Sounds like a combination for you, then.

[ SHOULD'VE COME TO VISIT THEN, HEI ]

[piteous]

[ And they get nachos. ]

These. Smell. Heavenly.