HOMOPHONIC 🌺 SHU LYN O'KEEFE

[piteous]

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[roseoftexas]

Moo.

Someone ordered it when we got food. [ front row seats to the moo-mobile. ]

[piteous]

[ Apologetic in expression and emotions... ]

I salute to those five dollars used.

[ He says while drinking this cursed milkshake. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ he just looks at the cursed milkshake and then at vash. ]

So, was that free or did it also cost you?

[piteous]

[ Static emotions... Long sip. ]

Costed me some...

[roseoftexas]

….


[ bonks him on the forehead. ]

[piteous]

Heeeyy. I don't feel any different?

[ yet ]

[roseoftexas]

I feel like we're on a countdown. Before you turn into a cow or something.

[piteous]

.. Nya?

[ Paws the air. ]

[roseoftexas]

...

Blink once if this is a curse, twice if it's not. Over the glasses, please.

[piteous]

[ Lets his glasses slide down his nose so Shu can see his eyes better.

Blinks 20 times rapidly. Goblin aura is through the roof in the emotion share. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ jabs him in the eyes ]

[roseoftexas]

[ no, he doesn't. he just sighs. ]

[piteous]

Still good.

[ He's about to finish the milkshake. ]

It feels like a waste to spend if nothing's going to happen though. [ OH IT WILL. ] Got any place you wanted to check out here at the mall?

[roseoftexas]

[ is this milkshake really just a milkshake.... help... ]

Yeah, you could've had one for free from the diner. [ sucks to be u ] I haven't actually looked around yet. We could do a loop to check it out?

[piteous]

All right, let's go!

[ But when both Shu and Vash stand, about to leave.

Vash...

Kabedons him.



And there's just silence. Even in the emotion feed, it's so quiet we could hear metaphorical crickets. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ I See. ]

...






[ so. this is their lives now. ]

[piteous]

[ EXTREME CONFUSION ]

I don't know why I did that.

[roseoftexas]

Sudden burst of confidence? Did you have something you wanted to share?

[ KABEDONNING HIM IN PUBLIC, MR VASH THE STAMPEDE. LEWD. ]

[piteous]

[ HANDS UP AND OFF. SO CONFUSED, A LITTLE EMBARRASSED. ]

Nope, nothing at all! Feel free...!

[roseoftexas]

[ lewd.

shu doesn't seem offended. just amused. ]

...

Did you just discover one of the food effects?

[piteous]

... I guess I did.

[ Back to kabedonning, he doesn't even realize. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ they really do just live like this now, huh. ]

So, one makes you moo, the other makes you do this.

[piteous]

Looks like it.

[ And when he realizes, he will take his hand back. ]

Personally, I'd take the mooing.

[roseoftexas]

You say that, but when you actually start mooing you might think otherwise.

[ he doesn't seem bothered by the kabedonning though. ]

[piteous]

Moo...

[ (doja cat voice) bitch I'm a cow ]

Maybe this wouldn't be distracting to me if there weren't walls. Can't do this if there are no walls!