HOMOPHONIC 🌺 SHU LYN O'KEEFE

[piteous]

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[piteous]

[ ......... yeah

he's bald, real. ]

Yeah. To give for not-Christmas.

[roseoftexas]

[ can he


slowly lift a hand and push the hood back a little? ]

Oh? What have you been making?

[piteous]

That's a—[ PULLS HIS HOOD DOWN WHEN SHU TRIES TO PUSH IT BACK. ]

Does something interest you?

[ At least ask or get me a cookie. ]

[roseoftexas]

Yes, actually.

Did you really want a cookie?

[piteous]

I won't say no to a cookie.

[roseoftexas]

Drop the hood and I'll get you two.

[piteous]

Four.

[roseoftexas]

Four. Greedy?

[piteous]

Food's free, but I don't see why I can't barter for tangible forms of attention.

[ Vash would definitely be a cute clingy guy if it weren't for his abysmal self-worth, self-preservation, and self-esteem. ]

[roseoftexas]

I was only going to confirm my guess you're missing all your hair, if you want four cookies to help you with the emotional trauma of it, I can probably oblige.

[ me imagining you playing a cute, clingy guy. ]

[piteous]

[ VASH CAN BE THAT...

HE STARTS TEARING UP... ]

[roseoftexas]

[ YOU JUST LISTED ALL THE REASONS HIS TRAUMA STOP HIM FROM BEING THAT ]

Why are you crying.

[ you know when the question has the energy of a statement? yeah. ]

[piteous]

[ I am... Bald... ]

May I have four cookies?

[roseoftexas]

[ pats his little bald head through the hood. ]

It’ll come back. Unless you shaved it, then it’ll come back but slower. C’mon.

[ they are going to get… the cookies. ]

[piteous]

[ He's just devastated as he follows because that felt so weird. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ vash is truly gods greatest tummy ache and bald head survivor. ]

D’ya know where the curse came from?

[ Because that’s an interesting one. ]

[piteous]

... I'm thinking maybe an item? I don't know if there are any team psychs out there that... Does this.

[roseoftexas]

Probably. I don't know a lot of what they do. Do you?

[piteous]

Not confirmed or anything... I've mostly made guesses based on the curses I've received.

[roseoftexas]

I'm guessing the plushies turn people into the animal they represent. Like there's a rat one, and a llama one.

[piteous]

... Are we going to see a rat go on investigation Fridays soon?

[roseoftexas]

Who knows. It'd be kinda funny if one did though, right?

[piteous]

I think so! But it'd definitely be a problem. You had trouble looking at evidence because of your...

Fe...et...

[roseoftexas]

Yeah, they weren’t hooves. I can tell you that much.

[ Shu “I got turned into a llama and didn’t even get a crappy t-shirt” Lyn O’keefe. ]

[piteous]

... Were you in clothes as a llama?

[ Does that mean you were naked in the mines? ]