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[piteous]

I'd rather make friends, than enemies... Avoid making enemies if possible if making friends is out of the question.

[ What's with these disclaimers and failsafes. Anyway, watch their pillowfort rise, granted at this point Vash has gotten a handful of collabs on the pillowfort. ]

What do we think about fairy lights?

[roseoftexas]

Again... the worst they can do is tut at you.

[ imagine going through life without making enemies. ]

I think you're moving into crunchy mom vlogger territory there.

[piteous]

[ HELp. WHAT ARE THESE WORDS ]

... Crunchy mom? I just think the lights look nice!

[roseoftexas]

[ welcome to the internet, vash ]

Someone who is all whole foods, raw ingredients, films her whole life and her whole life is being a mom. I think? She probably has a live, laugh, love sign somewhere.

[ would vash have a live laugh love sign? ]

[piteous]

[ He would, but he wouldn't like a white affluent woman. He's just.... Overwhelmed?! ]

... That sounds like someone who lives in a life of luxury.

[roseoftexas]

Someone with too much time on their hands, yeah.

[ i think he should put up a live, laugh, love sign in his warehouse. ]

I don't get it, but it seems popular.

[piteous]

Not sure if I would get it if I saw it... But I do like nice things.

[ So maybe Vash will like it. He doesn't know. If they're not doing fairy lights, maybe they can just add a night light deep inside. ]

Are you from a place similar to this, smokey?

[roseoftexas]

I'm not sure I get it, and I could see it if I wanted.

[ no they should do fairy lights. get back here. ]

To IKEA? No. To... Japanifornia? Sort of. I live in a big city.

[piteous]

[ okay vash is going to add the fairy lights anyway ]

... Japanifornia does not sound real, if you ask me. [ Just his opinion, but. ] All of this is pretty new to me.

[roseoftexas]

[ excellent. ]

It isn’t. Where I’m from, at least. There’s Japan, there’s California. They’re on opposite sides of the world.

[ somewhere out there phoenix wright protests ] You and some others. Wonder how they pulled people from so many different places.

[piteous]

Those names sound right. [ Though Vash isn't entirely familiar. ] ... Maybe we all have something in common?

[ the common factor between all these characters is that clowns play them ]

[roseoftexas]

[ excuse you i'm a harlequin. a fancy clown. ]

Maybe? There are a few of us from similar sounding places, but there's always something just slightly off. No one's heard of New Sieg, to prove a point.

[piteous]

[ Looks at him... Yeah. ]

Doesn't ring a bell, but what is that?

[roseoftexas]

The city I live in.

[ or did before, y'know. death. ]

[piteous]

A city? It kind sounds like a gun range.

[ It's okay. They all used to live in places back then. ]

[roseoftexas]

New Sieg? [ help. ] You can carry guns in America, but-- the whole city's not a gun range.

[piteous]

[ (eagle) ]

Then... The only common denominator is that we're all dead.

[roseoftexas]

There's definitely people here who know each other though. So, there's some common denominators there.

[ you are


one of those people vash. ]

[piteous]

Idon'twanttobetheproblem.

[ goodbye ]

[roseoftexas]

[ ..... ]

The problem?

[piteous]

I don't want to be part of this common denominator!

[ THAT SOME PEOPLE KNOW OTHERS AND THAT IN ITSELF BRINGS PEOPLE HERE

But vash is also like i don't want to be the problem (general) ]

[roseoftexas]

Considering you know two people, not just the one you’re a bit above the common denominator.

[ you’re a ✨ special boy ✨, vash. ]

[piteous]

[ Shu can watch Vash cry a little over this to be dramatic, then build up this pillow fort...

wraps this thread up for our other ones and also DEATH DROP TODAY AND TRIAL TOMORROW ]