HOMOPHONIC 🌺 MIZUKI OKIURA

[piteous]

it's a baby

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[adorabrawler]

—You expect this guy to be able to wrestle a lion?

[piteous]

That's right! I can barely wrestle a pickle jar!

[adorabrawler]

One time I poked him with my finger and he broke fifteen bones!

[piteous]

That's right, she—[ HELLO ]

Do you think I'm that fragile?!

[adorabrawler]

Duh. You're always like glass!

[piteous]

That's right. My bones... Are weak. I almost have no bones.

[ the... ringleader is like... uh... should you be outside, sir? ]

[adorabrawler]

He probably shouldn't! But it's okay, I'm looking out for him. We just can't fight any lions, and besides–

[ She jerks a thumb over her shoulder toward three ambiguous figures. ]

Those guys—I think I heard them calling themselves "the mods" or something...? They sounded pretty important. Anyway, they were talking about how they were gonna be real mad if anyone died to lions today.

[piteous]

[ They're like... Hmmmm.... All right. This makes sense. ]

Did you have to make me sound so pathetic?

[ but you are ]

[adorabrawler]

It worked, didn't it?

[piteous]

... I... guess!

[adorabrawler]

Then we're good. I know you only broke three bones, anyway.

[piteous]

I want to break no bones! None! Zero!

[adorabrawler]

Don't be so weak and you won't have to!

[piteous]

[ Sighs... ]

I guess I should check out the gym more.

[adorabrawler]

Good idea. I could even show you how to work out those noodle arms.

[piteous]

[ Rolls his wrist like he's checking... ]

I don't think my arms are that noodle-y, at least?

[adorabrawler]

They could probably use a little work.

[piteous]

How big are the guys where you're from?!

[ THEY MUST BE BUFF me looking at date and pointing at him laughing twink ]

[adorabrawler]

[ lmao yea ]

Massive. They're like seven feet tall and can crush metal with their bare hands.

[piteous]

Are you also going to grow that big?

[adorabrawler]

One day... once I it my growth spurt.

[piteous]

... What if you stay this short forever?

[adorabrawler]

—Oh, don't try to scare me. I'm not gonna.

[piteous]

There's not a lot of dairy around for your growing bones...

[adorabrawler]

I can get the vitamins I need from other sources.