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[honkinbigteeth]

[a little. a little...

she gets out her phone and sends him $1 with the emoji 🍟🐺💰😎🪓

i'm not putting this in reports until the thread is over.....]

[piteous]

[ that's fair.......

When he hears the ping, he actually is surprised??? And looks at his phone? ]

You... You did it.

[ The most devastated voice ever. ]

[honkinbigteeth]

You didn't think I'd manage it, but I did!

[piteous]

So... How many transfers have you made?

[honkinbigteeth]

Well. I don't have any money except the $5 I borrowed from you, so. One.

[piteous]

I hope you bought a lot of nice useful stuff! I checked the catalog and a $6 bed is a steal.

[ He doesn't judge. We love shopping. ]

I'm surprised you kept the money I sent you, though.

[honkinbigteeth]

I bought some sleeping bags, and also chicken nuggets.

[piteous]

... The chicken nuggets were free, shortstack.

[honkinbigteeth]

[but if you keep trying to pay, mcdonalds will accept your money.]

The menu says prices on it. I'm learning to defy authority figures but that doesn't mean I'm going to steal chicken nuggets on my first day here.

[piteous]

I guess I won't be winning this battle of free food.

[ mcdonalds getting nonconned... ]

Woah... Learning to be a rebel, sticking it to the man! Are you going to be doing that here, too? If those people running the game show up.

[honkinbigteeth]

We'll find out, won't we?

[she hasn't decided yet.]

It depends where they're coming from.

[piteous]

Yeah, we will.

Got any scenarios in mind? Like if they were a big villain, you'd try to take them down there and then? Or if they're sympathetic, chained to their position... What would you do?

[honkinbigteeth]

...I'm a little reckless, but not that reckless. If I try to take them down without a plan, I'm not going to be much use. Besides, I'm better, uh, drawing the attention to me while someone else deals the big damage.

[she's a tank not dps.]

Anyway, I have a bit of sympathy for this situation, I think. So more likely, I guess I'll see if there's any part of them that wants a different outcome and might be willing to be an ally. Or if not, well, there's still no reason not to be friendly until I figure out what to do.

[piteous]

That's a really important role for someone your age. I hope that isn't the reason why you're her, not like any of us remember how we died.

[ FLOOR TANK? ]

I was kind of thinking the same thing. Until there's a reason, I don't see why we can't get along.

[ He says, while also sending her back the $1 she sent him with 💸💸💸. ]

[honkinbigteeth]

...Well. If it's the reason I died, I've got bigger problems. Since if I died, and Gerard died, the others might not be doing so well.

[tiny girl tank]

Making snap judgments about who can be trusted and who can't doesn't always work out.

[piteous]

That... Does not sound good! [ SWEATY. ] But Gerard's your buddy? It's kind of nice having a familiar face here, despite the circumstances. I know some people here, too.

Wished they weren't here because, y'know, circumstances.

[ A nod of approval, then a shrug. ]

We'll need to make some snap judgments for teams, though. Interviewed anyone recently?

[honkinbigteeth]

He's my big froggy buddy, yep! I wish he didn't die but it is kind of nice to know I'm not alone.

[her ears perk a little.]

I think Gerard is asking around. Who do you know here?

[piteous]

It sounds like both of our pals are working hard out on the field.

[ The ears are so cute, but he (arthurfist) restrains himself. ]

Wolfwood and Livio. I think you've met the priest?

[honkinbigteeth]

Met both of 'em. Guess that makes sense.

[he could ask for pets if he really wanted to. that's not weird, to pet a little girl.]

[piteous]

[ NO IT IS DEFINITELY WEIRD VASH THINKS IT'S WEIRD YOU DON'T JUST PET LITTLE GIRLS ]

What makes sense?

[honkinbigteeth]

All of you seem like you would be very serious but actually you're all pretty weird.

[piteous]

... Hearing this from a furry kid who has a middle-aged frog friend is a lot to digest.

[honkinbigteeth]

I definitely never claimed not to be weird myself.

[piteous]

... You're so in tune with yourself. How do you do that? Can you adopt me?

[ What the hell??? ]

You're right that we're a band of freaks. They're good guys, though.

[honkinbigteeth]

[this actually gets her to blush a little; it's a compliment she can accept.]

Well. That's kind of more of a recent thing. I haven't always been so okay with all of [gesturing at herself.] this.

But meeting other people who are weird but still good helps a lot. Like my middle aged frog friend.