[HIS PROFILE SAYS 150 unless you mean him respecting Kaveh which I don't know about but he shouldn't]
I know! It's ridiculous. You know, one time I found out that he and a mutual friend of ours had run into some trouble--and when I asked him if he was okay, you know what he said? [Mimicking Alhaitham's DUMB VOICE] "I'm doing quite well. much better than that painting you're trying to hang on the wall." As if he knows anything about aesthetics in the first place!
Huh? He literally picks on you like a toddler picking on their crush. It seems obvious to me. [ LISTEN ] I've lived a hundred and fifty years! I've seen kids do this and then confess later. This has happened multiple times across different generations.
...
Except Alhaitham is an adult, I'm assuming. Some people take longer to mature, emotionally.
[Forcibly wrenches this PC to a Tuesday PC I guess help I FORGOT MY DAYS
Anyway Kaveh just
shakes his head like this is the most absurd thing he's ever heard in his life]
You don't know him like I do. Trust me, he's barely even human--he doesn't care about anything but his books. In another decade he's going to evolve into some new species and cast aside the need for societal interaction completely.
[ HDOWJDKFKV THIS GAME HAS BEEN MAKING PEOPLE FUDGE TIMELINES INSANITY
Mmmmmm. ]
Kinda weird to me that a bookworm who allegedly only cares about books makes extra time for you in any way, but all right. I guess you two are very good friends.
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Kaveh also looks offended for like 5 seconds before he realizes that Vash is probably referencing something Wolfwood said to him.]
Hmph. He certainly has no problem harassing me on the message boards around Sumeru. The message boards! Who picks a fight like that?!
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Woah, talk about petty? At least Wolfwood would just spit in my face.
[ He means metaphorically. ]
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I know! It's ridiculous. You know, one time I found out that he and a mutual friend of ours had run into some trouble--and when I asked him if he was okay, you know what he said? [Mimicking Alhaitham's DUMB VOICE] "I'm doing quite well. much better than that painting you're trying to hang on the wall." As if he knows anything about aesthetics in the first place!
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Thinks
about this
very hard... cause this reminds him of something. ]
I think he—[ Catches himself. ] Never mind.
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BUT ALSO YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM HANGING LIKE THAT]
He what?
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No, no! Forget it!!
[ vash being wildly dramatic about it won't help ]
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I can't forget it if you react like that!
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[ HElp ]
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What does that even mean!
[???????]
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[ stop THIS IS SOOO FUCKING FUNNNY ]
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why is this so ominous suddenly oh well Kaveh is stupid]
I'm going to think about it whether you tell me or not, at this rate, so you might as well just say it!
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IthinkAlhaithamisintoyou.
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What?
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I think Alhaitham is into you!
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puts a hand to his forehead]
Oh my god. Lambda and I are going to have to teach a class.
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...
Except Alhaitham is an adult, I'm assuming. Some people take longer to mature, emotionally.
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Anyway Kaveh just
shakes his head like this is the most absurd thing he's ever heard in his life]
You don't know him like I do. Trust me, he's barely even human--he doesn't care about anything but his books. In another decade he's going to evolve into some new species and cast aside the need for societal interaction completely.
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Mmmmmm. ]
Kinda weird to me that a bookworm who allegedly only cares about books makes extra time for you in any way, but all right. I guess you two are very good friends.
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We're not. [He was so awkward about it when he said it before but now he just sounds very sure of himself] We're not friends at all anymore.
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[ WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MESSY ]
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But he just SIGHS because he keeps doing this to himself]
Some people just have fundamentally incompatible personalities.
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Messy breakup.
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