piteous | HOMOPHONIC 🌺 KAVEH

HOMOPHONIC 🌺 KAVEH

oh the baby girl

[I was picturing him sitting on Vash's left side but it can be the other way if you'd rather!]

I'll try if you will.

[ That is fine. Kaveh might notice his left wrist isn't quite have the same feeling as you'd expect from flesh under belts, but who's to say. ]

I'll be fiiiine.

[Squishes Vash's wrist like a Tiktok slime account]

Yes, so will I. [Kaveh's got a thousand issues but confidence usually isn't one of them, at all.] But we have to at least make an effort, or they'll never stop yelling at us.

["Who's they" the like 5 people in this game who aren't self-sacrificing like they are, apparently]

Yelling has never stopped me before, but I will try because I don't want extra bruises.

[ his left wrist is quite... hard and stiff... ]

I guess I'd also like to not be erased in my sleep.

[ Since Wolfwood is in his team. ]

[How are we gonna go viral at this rate

But that makes him smile, at least, if only a little. He's truly so fond of the triguns, god. Although honestly he kind of thinks this statement could also be about Shenhe.

Nonetheless:]

I don't think that would happen. They wouldn't go that easy on you. [Erasing Vash is just letting him win...]

[ SWEATS ]

Excuse me?

I sort of assumed Shenhe is the type to want to keep you where she can hit you with her sign, for instance. [Instead of, like, smothering him with a pillow in frustration... though he looks uncertain, now, like he's worried he misstepped.] Unless that's not what you meant?