HOMOPHONIC 🌺 KAVEH

[piteous]

oh the baby girl

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[ohthehumanities]

[Kaveh blinks a few times, then puts a hand to his forehead.]

Some of you say the most alarming things so easily...

[piteous]

... No Man's Land is kind of a dog-eat-dog world. That's what lack of resources does to people.

[ There's an apologetic laugh since he didn't mean to darken the mood too much? ]

Maybe McDonald's would have made it a better world. People would love McFlurries.

[ohthehumanities]

...Yes, I can't say I don't understand that. [Well. Kind of. He knows what it's like the desert, even if he didn't live out there--but his understanding doesn't extend that far, because he's never heard of any kind of "murder game" amongst the Eremites. (Then again, it's not like he's one of them, so... hrm. He doesn't like that thought, actually. He'll have to ask Nahida.)

But Kaveh has the grace to acknowledge an attempt at lightening the mood, so he gives Vash a smile--a touch awkward, but reassuring.]

I can't say I've ever had one, but they do look tempting in the picture.

[piteous]

[ Kaveh... If only you know the extent of murderous people in Trigun. ]

... You've had ice cream at least, right?

[ RIGHT? ]

[ohthehumanities]

[Will he ever know the truth... who's to say]

Yes, of course. I'm more partial to custard myself, but it's good.

[piteous]

Custard's also good! I like me a tall parfait if they're available, even though my traveling partner used to fuss over "proper meals."

... You're right we have a lot of weirdos here, saying weird things.

[ohthehumanities]

[That makes him smile a little.]

Well, I can't say a proper meal isn't important too. But I'm a little biased, since I've always enjoyed a nice dinner and a good wine.

[piteous]

Wow, fancy... You think you'd be able to give me recommendations whenever they decide to give us alcohol?

[ give these adults a fun time ]

[ohthehumanities]

I can try! Though I can't guarantee they'll have anything I'm familiar with.

[piteous]

[ He snaps his fingers before pointing at him. ]

That's when wine tasting comes in~!

[ohthehumanities]

[Help, he laughs]

Exactly right! I'm sure we'll find some eventually--we can set something up then. A pleasant distraction won't hurt.

[piteous]

Sounds fun! I'll be looking for you, Kaveh, when we get there.

[ imagine no alcohol, the opposite of superhell ]

Speaking of fun... Ever made a pillow fort with your degree?

[ohthehumanities]

I'll hold you to it! [Party games but everyone has McLattes

He tilts his head, though.]

A pillow... fort? Hmmm. No, I don't think I have--it seems like an interesting experiment in structural integrity, though. [stop being a nerd]

[piteous]

All right! We're building a pillow fort.

[ Kaveh has now been added to the team working on the pillow fort in IKEA. ]

I'm sure IKEA doesn't mind if we rearrange some of their things.

[ohthehumanities]

[Amazing]

Well, I suppose there's no one around to tell us no, is there? [So. Sure. Why not.] What's the purpose of the fort?

[piteous]

... Recreation? Serving as a haven for those wanting the soft comforts of pillows and blankets?

[ to enjoy life as den animals proper ]

[ohthehumanities]

Alright--so we'll want to keep the focus on comfort. Something like a den or a reading nook... if we can find some that are sturdy enough, we should be able to keep its structure...

[I'm sorry Vash he's here to take it way too seriously]

[piteous]

... Yeah. Another important note is that you should be having fun building it, Kaveh.

[ Workaholic. He's ready to call him out. ]

[ohthehumanities]

[Wow]

This is fun! [For him only]

[piteous]

Okay, cool! If I ever want to expand it further, I'll call you up?

[ ... ]

M...essage... You... up?