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VASH THE STAMPEDE, tummy ache survivor ([personal profile] piteous) wrote2023-06-10 03:05 pm

HOMOPHONIC 🌺 KAVEH

oh the baby girl
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-11 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thank god this is a text conversation or else Vash would have to deal with him being a shy Victorian stripper right now]

Why are yours so much weirder than mine?!
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-11 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
they're still kind of strange but not nearly as bad as this

[He will send pics of his!

from user motherelmo:]


hiiiii mister kaveh 😘😘😘 ur like an architect rite? that means u know houses? what do u think abt this one?

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idk abt the garage next to bedroom but like i heard that's all in the rage right now???? 😭😭 should i add an extra bathroom?? pls give advice thank u im begging u as architect to architect u know? 🤝 builders unite!!


[from user withlove:]

Dear Kaveh,

I am not certain of how to attach images to these, and none of my maids are currently available to do so for me. However, if you have any ideas for what dresses one should wear to a formal ball, then I would be happy to hear your suggestions. I believe my father intends to use this ball to marry me off. In any case, I trust your mind and your judgment, so believe in yourself too. For deciding on dresses, of course.

😉 I hope this is a correct use of this.
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-11 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know!

[IT'S SO FUNNY WHY ARE THE OTHER ONES SO UNHINGED AAAAAAA]

Do you know if anyone else got them? [WHAT IS THE RANGE OF "FAIRLY NORMAL" TO "COMPLETELY UNHINGED" HERE,,,,]
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-11 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a good idea
I talked to Nahida and I think she's going to ask so if I find out anything useful I'll let you know
I'm afraid I'm not a linguist, so if these are supposed to be saying something, I have no idea what it is
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-12 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
It's so strange
I tried responding but it wouldn't go through
So I guess we just... ignore them for now? Unless the reapers tell us otherwise?
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-12 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Why are they all so weird except for mine?!

[He is so hung up on this]
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-12 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Could that be some sort of clue?

[They have to sacrifice Vash to this person who's in love with him... it's all coming together]
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-12 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[All of the love letters are for Vash actually I've decided this]

Haha [He doesn't know lol] Okay, I will.
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-12 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY WOULD THEY BE FIGHTING]
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-12 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[oh STOP NO I MEANT HE DOESN'T KNOW THE WORD "LOL" it's fine

Actually he will text back a little while later:]


I didn't cry
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[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-12 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
It didn't make any sense! It was barely comprehensible!