HOMOPHONIC 🌺 KAVEH

[piteous]

oh the baby girl

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[ohthehumanities]

[THEY'RE REALLY JUST THIS RIGHT NOW help]

I think's a.... VENDETTA! [Kaveh your volume control]

[piteous]

Against who?! It's not like we have that many minors?! Jonas underage smokes and drinks!

[ okay ]

Not that I'm saying they should! I don't condone teen smoking or drinking!

[ohthehumanities]

[Kaveh doesn't necessarily condone it but he's from fantasy land where it's a more nebulous issue, regardless of censorship driven comments.......

BUT ALSO more importantly:]

Against us!!!

[piteous]

Drinks are our only solace!!

[ i said memshare so kaveh can get this when a pig oinks by.

Good thing Kaveh is too drunk to parse this, right? Cool. Vash is like "thank fuck." ]

[ohthehumanities]

[Okay listen, he's too drunk to realize Vash is a big faker, and it's hard to say how clearly he'll remember this in the morning.

HOWEVER,

Though it takes him, perhaps, longer than it otherwise would, he's not fully incapable of comprehending this. Maybe it's because he cares too much about Vash, or because he cares too much for people in general, or maybe it's just because this is such an overwhelming moment that it's impossible to push aside--either way, he's quiet for a moment, taking it in.]

Vash...

[He looks like he might start crying

is this better or worse]

[piteous]

This is my memory! Why are you crying?!

[ HELP HE REALLY HOPED IN THE INTOXICATION KAVEH WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND SHIT ]

[ohthehumanities]

Because it's not fair! You've been through so much...

[No he's just a sloppy and emotional drunk]

[piteous]

Shouldn't you be thinking I'm a monster?!

[ he is flummoxed ]

[ohthehumanities]

[Well, okay, he can't overlook how many people got hurt, that's kind of horrifying. But also--]

But he's the one who did that to you...

[piteous]

... He did, but that's still what I am.

[ The threat is still there. ]

[ohthehumanities]

[Vash now has to deal with Kaveh like, drunkenly clinging to him in an awkward hug. he is still crying.]

S'not that simple...

[piteous]

I'm going to knock you out.

[ Threat as Kaveh is clinging onto him. He can't take criticism from a crying drunk. ]

[ohthehumanities]

Nooooo...

[It's a drunken whiny slur, but there's also a genuine plea in his voice, underneath it.]

Don't go...

[piteous]

Even If I knock you out, I'll still be here! Don't worry!

[ This is so funny. ]

[ohthehumanities]

S'not the same...

[Okay now it's shifting back toward sulking--

--but they can get pig'd again and Vash can get this memory! It's kind of a long video so lmk if you want a text version.]

[piteous]

[ whispers to himself as he lugs Kaveh back: ]

What is even happening in Teyvat...

[ohthehumanities]

[sniffles... though it's hard to tell whether he's upset about this memory or he's still upset about Vash's tbh.]

People'r good...

[piteous]

... Yeah, people are good!

[ oh, sweet drunk kaveh... ]

[ohthehumanities]

[He was going to start talking about how Vash is people and thus Vash is good but]

They're nice... n'... make art... [...] What's the meaning of art...?

[just knock him out]