HOMOPHONIC 🌺 KAVEH

[piteous]

oh the baby girl

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[piteous]

I'm sorry to hear that... The last time I prayed was when I lost someone, too.

[ It is depressing times on this canoe-adjacent vehicle. ]

It seems like gods have their limits, but there are a lot of kind people who can help us get back on our feet.

[ Vash truly believes the universe is full of them, welcoming the hurt and the lost with warmth and comfort. ]

I can see why Wolfwood said we have similar views.

[ohthehumanities]

[Aww, Vash. Kaveh's gaze turns sympathetic--he reaches out to rest a gentle hand on Vash's arm.]

I agree. I've been very fortunate. [Which is proof enough, for him, that there really will always be people who will support each other, no matter what.] I'm hardly selfless, but I don't think you have to be to know that mutual assistance is the purpose of society.

[He smiles, then, wry.]

Someone has to balance out people like him and Alhaitham. But from the way he spoke, I don't think his views are as removed from ours as they might seem.

[piteous]

Humans are social creatures and I believe everyone has the potential to be good, just as much as bad. If not more so.

[ COMMUNITY!! LOVE AND PEACE. Vash laughs a bit at that. ]

Alhaitham sounds like a character. [ ... ] Wolfwood's a good guy.

[ohthehumanities]

Mm. Me too.

[Damb they really are the same person. I can't believe Vash is Kaveh's sibling from his mom's second marriage.

Kaveh huffs, though.]

That man's too smart for his own good. All those brains, and what does he use them for? The pursuit of truth and knowledge, with no application to the people around him. He's got no respect for anybody, not even his seniors.

[piteous]

[ vash looking into the camera cause he doesn't really quite respect older people, either.

He laughs a bit. ]

I wonder if he'd say his gift to society is handling you.

[ohthehumanities]

[As long as he respects Kaveh specifically that's all that matters (Kaveh is younger than him)

Kaveh also looks offended for like 5 seconds before he realizes that Vash is probably referencing something Wolfwood said to him.]

Hmph. He certainly has no problem harassing me on the message boards around Sumeru. The message boards! Who picks a fight like that?!

[piteous]

[ HAHA WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT ]

Woah, talk about petty? At least Wolfwood would just spit in my face.

[ He means metaphorically. ]

[ohthehumanities]

[HIS PROFILE SAYS 150 unless you mean him respecting Kaveh which I don't know about but he shouldn't]

I know! It's ridiculous. You know, one time I found out that he and a mutual friend of ours had run into some trouble--and when I asked him if he was okay, you know what he said? [Mimicking Alhaitham's DUMB VOICE] "I'm doing quite well. much better than that painting you're trying to hang on the wall." As if he knows anything about aesthetics in the first place!

[piteous]

[ I MEANT THE SECOND LINE... About referencing Wolfwood. It is just a reference that Wolfwood thinks handling Vash is a service to society.

Thinks

about this

very hard... cause this reminds him of something. ]

I think he—[ Catches himself. ] Never mind.

[ohthehumanities]

[OH yes that. I'm glad we got confirmation that Vashwood is already real in trial hehe

BUT ALSO YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM HANGING LIKE THAT]

He what?

[piteous]

[ they're not but i'm glad you're hopeful ]

No, no! Forget it!!

[ vash being wildly dramatic about it won't help ]

[ohthehumanities]

[Lies...]

I can't forget it if you react like that!

[piteous]

No! If I say it, you're never going to stop thinking about it!

[ HElp ]

[ohthehumanities]

[the emotional whiplash is killing me]

What does that even mean!

[???????]

[piteous]

... You really really really really wanna know?

[ stop THIS IS SOOO FUCKING FUNNNY ]

[ohthehumanities]

[




why is this so ominous suddenly oh well Kaveh is stupid]

I'm going to think about it whether you tell me or not, at this rate, so you might as well just say it!

[piteous]

[ ............... ]

IthinkAlhaithamisintoyou.

[ohthehumanities]

[HE CAN'T HEAR THAT]

What?

[piteous]

[ NOOOOOO ]

I think Alhaitham is into you!

[ohthehumanities]

[













puts a hand to his forehead]

Oh my god. Lambda and I are going to have to teach a class.

[piteous]

Huh? He literally picks on you like a toddler picking on their crush. It seems obvious to me. [ LISTEN ] I've lived a hundred and fifty years! I've seen kids do this and then confess later. This has happened multiple times across different generations.

...

Except Alhaitham is an adult, I'm assuming. Some people take longer to mature, emotionally.

[ohthehumanities]

[Forcibly wrenches this PC to a Tuesday PC I guess help I FORGOT MY DAYS

Anyway Kaveh just

shakes his head like this is the most absurd thing he's ever heard in his life]

You don't know him like I do. Trust me, he's barely even human--he doesn't care about anything but his books. In another decade he's going to evolve into some new species and cast aside the need for societal interaction completely.

[piteous]

[ HDOWJDKFKV THIS GAME HAS BEEN MAKING PEOPLE FUDGE TIMELINES INSANITY

Mmmmmm. ]

Kinda weird to me that a bookworm who allegedly only cares about books makes extra time for you in any way, but all right. I guess you two are very good friends.

[ohthehumanities]

[LISTEN]

We're not. [He was so awkward about it when he said it before but now he just sounds very sure of himself] We're not friends at all anymore.

[piteous]

Anymore?

[ WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MESSY ]